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From: Awaskow <Awaskow@aol.com> Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 08:44:45 EST Subject: The King of Washing-Done & the Maid of Moniker [Moderator's Note: I'm not quite sure what to make of this, but it seems related to Purim, and thus should be taken in that sense.] Once upon a time, there was a king whose empire stretched from Vermont to Beverly Hills. His capital was called Washing-done, because that was where everyone who had dirty laundry took it to get the washing done. Now among the people of the King's province of Beverly Hills, the news began to circulate that the most sacred Teaching of the people, broadcast once a week to all the nations of the world, was soon to be scotched by the King (who had Scots ancestry) and by the Networks (which wore plaid). This most sacred Teaching was known by the Name "90210," which in Gematria is 12, which is 13-1, and we know 13 is Echad, or 1, so the Gematria of 90210 was really 1-1, or"0" (zero), an emblem of the highest mystical aspect of G!d, "AYIN" or the Great No-thingness, Whose Name is Never Present. And indeed in the Sacred Teachings of "90210" the Name of God is never present, which proves this interpretation of the gematria. Now in Beverly Hills High School there was an able and ambitious lad named Morty, who was horrified lest "90210" be scotched by the rapacious and idolatrous Scots, and he no longer be able to learn Sacredness from the Great AYIN. So he asked his girl friend to join him in a plan. What was his girl friend's moniker? Some say it was just that -- Moniker -- as when one of the Names of God, or Shemot, is simply HaShem. Some say that Moniker was also called Lubavitch, others that her Moniker was Lubotsky, still others that it was Lewdovitz because her ancestors came from the shtetl of Lewdomir, and the archeologists and textualists have not yet settled this question. Morty's plan was for Moniker to go secretly to the palace of the King , not letting him know that she was a Beverly Hillsnanny, and persuade him to keep his hands off the sacred Teaching "90210." No sacrifice, said Morty, would be too great. This she agreed to do, but when she arrived at the palace she discovered that first she must spend six months choosing the correct beret to wear (some said it should be knitted wool and black, others that it be woven silk, still others that it stand high on the head and be all white, still others that it look like a miniature Azerbaijani rug) and the right wave to her hair (some said she must wear a wig, others that she must NOT wear a wig lest she be forbidden entry by the King's province of feminists) before she could even enter the August presence of the king. (Some said that these chumras would not matter as long as she entered the king's presence in July or September, rather than August.) She even learned to chant a verse, What is the holy hat to wear, What is the right wave to my hair? which has since been encoded and included in the Sacred Teaching of "90210" as the most sacred chant of the people, recited once a year on the anniversary of these events, known as "Poor Him," which most scholars understand as a reference to the pain suffered by Morty as he contemplated the scotching of "90210," but some regard as a reference to the Morty-fication suffered by the King. In any case, Moniker had to face the law that forbade any woman to enter the presence of the king without his having first sent for her. And here in the sacred records of the people of Beverly Hills there is a disagreement over whether or not the King did send for her. The records say that Moniker says the King sent for her, the King says the King did not send for her, Rav Pushy says the Prime Minister sent for her, Rav Bushy says that Morty sent for her. In the final passage of the history of this affair, or non-affair, there is one clear verse: "And Moniker said to the King, "Reach out your Golden Sceptre to me as a sign of Your Highness's willingness. . ." And from this point on, the sacred manuscripts blur into unintelligibility. Rav Pushy says he did reach out his Golden Sceptre to her, Rav Bushy says he did not. What we do know is that the sacred Teaching "90210" is still in danger of being scotched, and that every year on the festival "Poor Him" the people of Beverly Hills gather to increase its Ratings. And to demonstrate their determination to swallow up their enemies, every year on this festival they drink large quantities of Scotch. May the Holy None keep watch over us all.
From: Scott Ryan <jscottr@matinfo.com> Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 08:19:52 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Pantheism I submitted this post on Sunday March 8 but I think it was lost in the crash. I've revised it slightly to take account of further discussion since then. Thanks to Allan Tulchin for his thoughtful post under this heading in v7n110. I especially appreciate the mention of Mordecai Kaplan and Baruch Spinoza, both of whom have in various ways been instrumental in my efforts to find an intellectually honest way to incorporate Jewish content into my life. I should clarify that I spoke not of "pantheism" but of "panentheism," the latter being the view that "God" is in some sense what everything is _in_. My stated view, again, is that I regard the actuality behind the word "God" as simply reality itself, which I take to be a logically and causally coherent whole. I said this view could be regarded as either atheism or panentheism, depending on who did the regarding. I don't use either term myself; I find it much easier to state my positive beliefs than to choose the appropriate label. I'm aware that objective, rationally-construed reality probably doesn't have the flavor most believers expect in a deity, but I'm also aware that such major thinkers as Spinoza and Einstein have used the word "God" to refer to intelligibly-ordered nature. And personally, I find "reality" to be a perfectly adequate rendering of the Hebrew word "YHVH." I should also add that, logically, the alternatives are to regard "God" as referring either to a _part_ of reality or to nothing existent at all. Allan wrote: >[R]eligious traditionalists . . . felt that pantheism was next door to >atheism: pantheism destroyed Revelation, and therefore their specific >religious traditions. This consideration does not make pantheism, panentheism or atheism false. The tendency to preserve Jewish tradition, while perhaps important on other grounds, is not a measure of truth. Besides, I'm not sure what alternative Allan is offering. The difficulties of pan- and atheism are nothing compared with those of supernatural theism. >I guess a true pantheist could belong to a specific religion by insisting >that by random chance, the bulk of moral truth ended up coming out of a >specific religious tradition . . . This is a nonsequitur; I didn't claim that any specific religion uniquely contains the "bulk of moral truth." And even if I thought one did, I wouldn't regard that as the result of "random chance." Jewish ethical tradition strikes me as among the most reasonable there is, and that's no accident; Judaism has always encouraged reasoned questioning and debate. >Second, by completely denying the supernatural, it seems to me we destroy the >sense of wonder (I'm thinking of A.J. Heschel here) . . . I disagree utterly (I'm thinking of Albert Einstein here). If by "supernatural" Allan means whatever engenders Heschel's "radical amazement," I'm all for it, but "supernatural" isn't a very good word for it; "nature" already covers everything that exists, and what else _is_ there? As I recently remarked in an off-list e-mail, my own tendency is to find "divinity" (under whatever name) not in mystery but in intelligibility. And the truth about reality is far, far stranger than any stories we could invent about it. The notion that rationality destroys wonder is just exactly backwards. In v7n111 Rabbi Bob Kraus makes (and makes well) the related point that the unity of reality can be a vivid "religious" experience. It is at just this point that I become most sympathetic with Jewish mystical experience, though I demur when I'm told that the Ein Sof is beyond logic. Be that as it may, however, the tendency to generate wonder isn't a measure of truth either. So far I've heard only statements of personal discomfort, not arguments. >Scott may feel that doing good is rational, but actually, in lots of cases >doing the right thing is completely irrational, even suicidal. [Allan cites a >case in which the inhabitants of a certain village protected Jewish children >from the Nazis at potentially great cost to themselves.] Again I must disagree. The kind of benevolence Allan cites is indeed remarkable, but it is "suicidal" only in a straightforwardly biological sense. Surely it makes sense to say that I wouldn't want to live in a world where Jewish children were slaughtered by Nazis - or that I couldn't live with myself if I failed to protect them. Does Allan really regard such a decision as irrational? I don't. Allan's response and one or two others I received off-list all seem to me to be based on a misconception of the role of reason in human life. Somehow rationality is conceived as _opposed_ to all the things that make life worth living! What a concession to make to irrationalism! In my view, the exact opposite is the truth; rationality is the most basic virtue there is, and the one that makes all the others possible. But it rarely gets the credit it deserves. Sorry to have to disagree so much, Allan! I enjoyed your thoughtful post and the issues you raise are real. And as Reid Heller says in his usual clear and direct fashion in v7n111, the crucial thing is that, as liberal Jews, we be honest about what we think. L'shalom, Scott Ryan home: mordke@aol.com work: jscottr@matinfo.com
From: Hune Margulies <hm64@columbia.edu> Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 07:38:19 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Pantheism - Spinoza In a remarkable way, Spinoza cannot be defined as either pan or panentheist. Spinoza did not believe that God was IN nature or that everything in nature IS God. According to Spinoza Deus Sive Natura, that is, God and Nature are the same. In Spinoza's 'religion" there is no transcendent God that either inhabits or equates it/him/her-self to nature, there is only what it is, and nothing more is necessary. Spinoza predicated Godhood of nature because of his rationalistic program concerning "correct ideas". Spinoza felt that if we would redirect our spiritual search away from transcendence and back into what is, the experience hitherto referred to as 'Godly", would be revealed in its true essence. In contrast, by directing our spiritual energy outside of the realm of the one and only substance, to a realm of transcendence, we actually loose the potential of actualizing the divine experience in its full sense. The sense of wonder, or what Spinoza called the love of God-Nature, can now be directed towards each other, instead of towards the outside. Interestingly, according to Buber, from each other, and only through dialogue, one can reach the "outside". The importance of Spinoza is that a secular religiosity was made possible, free, for whatever its true mind-worth, from non-naturalistic presupossitions. Hune Hune E. Margulies (RainMaker) Ph.D. program in Urban Planning, Columbia University, NYC hm64@columbia.edu
From: Scott Ryan <jscottr@matinfo.com> Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 09:22:09 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Random Musings Under the heading "Random Musings" in v7n111, John Schlager writes: >Scott's placing of "peoplehood first, content second" gets us back to the >same old "WHY" question, because without the "content" it would seem that the >"distinctiveness" that our youth are looking for is just not to be found. Agreed, and this is very well put. I'd like to add a point to this discussion from personal experience. At one time, all roads allegedly led to Rome. My own experience is that all roads, responsibly pursued, lead to Judaism. Judaism and Jewish history underlie nearly everything of value in the modern West--including the philosophical objectivism/rationalism I'm known to favor, which is a direct and immediate descendant of the traditional belief in One God. Law? The principles that the same law applied to the native-born and the stranger, that all were equal before it, and that it applied even to kings--these principles, and many others that we take for granted today, were present in Torah hundreds of years before the Roman Empire came along. Justice? I won't insult the subscribers to this list by even trying to summarize Jewish influence here. Humanity? The sense that rachmanut has something to do with being a good human being is Jewish to the core. It was not shared, e.g., by the Stoics of ancient Rome or the Nazis of modern Germany. Liberty? The fate of the Jewish people has always been linked to the fate of human beings generally; it's a fairly good rule of thumb that where freedom exists, Jews are free, and where Jews are free everybody is free. It was Micah who summarized the meaning of Olam ha-Ba in words quoted by the Founding Fathers of the United States: "They shall beat their swords into plowshares and they shall study war no more; everyone shall sit under his own vine and fig tree, and none shall make him afraid." The above doesn't even begin to exhaust this topic, and I know I'm speaking in generalities. But I have to think that young Jews would find a good deal of value in Jewish identity if they could make a significant connection -- and not necessarily a "religious" one -- with actual Jewish history. This pesky people has kvetched at God and noodged the rest of humanity for thousands of years, not without effect. In accordance with John's point that we are confusing the questions "Who is a Jew? and "Why be Jewish?" (I think he's right), I'm not raising here the question whether such considerations are "sufficient" for someone (like, say, me) to "convert." But surely they're important for born-Jews trying to find value in _continuing_ to be Jewish. Any thoughts? L'shalom, Scott Ryan home: mordke@aol.com work: jscottr@matinfo.com
From: Chaim Frazer <frazerch@carroll.com> Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 15:48:39 -0500 Subject: Re: Sacred Sexual Relationships Other than Marriage In Volume 7 Numberm 111, S. Meric writes: >[C]oncern[ing] taharat mishpocha, I note that the (male) sages arranged >matters so that marital intercourse would resume at the peak of fertility. >If this is a "protection" for the wife...! The *sages* didn't have to endure >frequent pregnancies, with their attendant dangers at a time when childbirth >was so often fatal. It has always seemed obvious to me that these rules were >made to ensure that the tribe's strength would be maintained, in the face of >then-frequent disease and infant mortality Actually, Meric is mistaken. The current system of observing Taharat HaMishpacha, though it formally has the status of "Rabbinic", was initiated by women, and _not_ by the Sages-who merely ratified the women's initiative as acceptable. To simplify somewhat, the issue involved was how to count days with no bleeding so as to preclude a woman who was a "niddah" (one type of menstrual bleeding) from acting in such a way as to inavertantly transgress the Biblical prohibitions involving a "zavah gedolah" (another type of menstrual bleeding). Our Sages were perfectly content to leave in place the Biblical system applying to both, which would have allowed women to go the the mikvah much earlier than the current system does in terms of a "niddah". But the _women_ themselves felt that this was an error, and requested the more stringent system that we now use. This system does have the unintended side effect, for most women (especially those with regular cycles), of first allowing sexual relations at a point of relatively high fertility, but doing so was not its intent. Meric, of course, is quite correct that pregnancy and childbirth are intrisincally dangerous for women (though, thank G-d, modern medicine has greatly reduced that danger). Our Sages and their successors were acutely aware of this, and for that very reason virtually unanimously held that the Biblical obligation to procreation applied to men but not women, as the Torah could not mandate that women had a duty to expose themselves to such danger. This has practical Halakhic consequences, discussed in the Talmud and in later codes and commentaries, regarding the use of contraception. Because women have no intrinsic obligation to procreate, they have considerable flexibility in terms of deciding whether to use contraception (and, if so, when to do so). Men have no such options. Finally, while pregnancy and childbirth carry real health risks to a woman (and before the advent of modern medicine, did so even more), it is also worthwhile to point out that infertility also frequently has produced great anguish for women. The current system of Taharat HaMishpacha actually _increases_ the probability of _infertility_ for two classes of women: those who have very short cycles, and those prone to staining or spot bleeding for a few days following what would otherwise be the end of a niddah time period. (For both, the cycle's fertile time zone is over before sexual relations are possible.) Under these circumstances, a very interesting question of Practical Halakha would be: Assuming that observing the current system (as established by Jewish women and accepted by the Sages) will produce infertility _and_ that observing the _Biblical_ system will give a realistic chance for conception for this particular couple, should they be allowed the option of reverting to the Biblical system?" I have no idea what response such a question would receive, and anyone with a personal situation should consult a knowledgeable and qualified decisor in this field (which I am not). Chaim Frazer
From: David de Graaf <degraaf@genome.wi.mit.edu> Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 09:57:49 -0500 Subject: School Holocaust Project >Is anyone else slightly troubled by this? I have often thought that our >educational efforts re: the Holocaust should *not* focus on the number. It >just leads to a one-upsmanship game of numbers (7 million Poles dead, 20 >millions Russians dead, whatever). Isn't it far more important that we teach >people that the goal was genocide? And that on one score at least Hitler >pretty much succeeded: he eliminated our culture in that part of the world. I happen to agree with Bonnie completely. As a second generation child and a part time Jewish educator I have often run into this obsession with numbers. I think that even if one could confer the enormity of these numbers upon children, the essence of the loss of how ever many million wholly unique and individual lives is lost, especially if you compare those lives to pop can tabs. >I can see the educational value of teaching children in this concrete visual >way that a million or 6 million etc. is a huge number. But if we want to >communicate the impact of the Holocaust, I think the more fundamental lesson >would be to teach about the horrible efficiency at Hitler's genocidal >attempts--and also to convey some sense of the richness of shtetl life and >Yiddish culture that were destroyed. Again, I agree with Bonnie. The one valuable exercise I have done considering numbers reversed the problem. I asked parents to come along for a special memorial session and to sit in a room to gather with the children. We then removed 90% of the people and put them on stage in the dark. The auditorium had been full and suddenly was very empty. Some of the children there still sat with one parent, some of the parents sat alone without children. Never the less, I also feel that an inordinate amount of our energy, resources and funding is spent on teaching about the shoah. This became very clear to me when I saw a newspaper article about a 9 year old in Chicago (and I am sure that someone will correct me if I don't recall this well), who won $5000 to be donated to his favorite charity. He gave the check to the holocaust museum in DC! Although this is very generous and kind, I thought what kind of education led this child to donate money to such a well established institution when religious schools, youth groups, shelters for abused women and children, environmental causes all need financial help desperately. All of these impact this child's future directly. I often have the feeling that - especially in Liberal Jewish circles - an inordinate amount of identity is derived from this horrendous catastrophe in our history. I hope we can encourage our children and our children's teachers to invest in other measures of identity and to support other organizations that add to our Jewish identity outside of the realm of the shoah. I know that this can be a very sensitive subject. I apologize in advance for any feelings I may have hurt. It was written with my best intentions. David
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